long time since i last blogged!
i often nag at my buddies (esp khng and yeo) because their blog is outdated but i'm not blogging enough too! hahaha.

been damn busy these few weeks.
school, lots of tutorials, stay back in school to study and do tutorials, watch 9pm show.. mundane life goes on neverendingly.

weather has been damn HOT these few days!
the moment the fan leaves me, i feel HOT!
hahahahaha.
i love that kind of weather when its gonna rain, and there's strong wind and sky is almost black. cooling... it only happened once this week on tues!

just to record down,
#1. there was LJQ meeting on 11 april and we had Astons again and we discussed about our 2one plan(yvonne give this name to our plan =.=)! gonna meet soon liao! hoohooo.
#2. went to Tampines1 on its first day of opening with sai!
recently i wanna go there alone to buy things but dont dare cause i think i might lose my way! hahahahaha. still unfamiliar with that building.. (: if its going to tampines mall(which is affliated to me) still ok.. hahahahaha.lol!

shall share a joke i found from school portal:

On an airplane a lawyer trying unsuccessfully to start conversations with a blonde who is trying to sleep. Finally he says: "Let's play a game. We'll ask each other questions and the one who fails to answer correctly must pay the other five dollars." She says no thanks.

Then he says: "I'll tell you what. I'll pay you five hundred dollars for the questions that I can't answer and you'll still only have to pay me five for the ones you can't answer." Now she is interested and says O.K.

He asks her: "Who was the secretary of the treasury under Eisenhower?" She reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer five dollars.

Then she asks him: "What goes up the hill on three legs and comes down the hill on four?" He looks in a data base on his computer then does an extensive search on the internet, makes several calls to top flight libraries and universities and finally gives up and hands her five hundred dollars.

She takes the money and turns to one side to go to sleep. "Hey", he asks, "what is the answer to the question?"

She reaches into her purse and hands him five dollars.

This is a sad story:

Ever heard of the gal who wanted to be cremated with her handphone?

This is a true story of a young college gal who past away last month in
Singapore. Her name is Priya. She was hit by a lorry. I don't wanna
mention the name of the college. She had a boy friend by the name of
Shankar. He stays in Penang.

Both of them were deeply in love with each other. They used to spend
hours talking on the phone. In fact, u can never see her without her
handphone.

She spends 3/4 of the day talking to Shankar. Priya's family knows
about their close relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family.
(Just imagine their love) . She used to joke with her frens, 'If I pass
away please burn me with my handphone.' She also repeated the same
thing to her parents.

When she passed away suddenly, the funeral procession could not lift
her coffin. I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant ,
everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still
the same.

Eventually, they called their neighbour, a 'bomoh' from thailand (Pak
Darin), who was a fren of her father.

He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few
minutes, he said 'This girl misses something here'. Then her frens told
Darin bout her intentions to have her cremated with her phone. He
then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the
casket.

After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they
carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. (Can u feel the
fear. i'm shaking at this moment!)

Priya's parents didnt inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.
(Pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.

Shankar : 'Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Dont tell Priya that i'm coming home today. i wanna suprise her.'

Her mother replied: 'You come home first, i wanna tell u something
very important.'

When he got to Singapore, they told him the truth about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and
said 'Dont try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her.
Please stop this nonsense'. Then they show him the original death
certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shan
kar started to sweat).

He said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.'

Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, shankar's phone rang.

'See this is from Priya. See this...' he showed the phone to priya's
family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker
mode. All of them heard his conversation loud and clear.

No cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is
no way others could use her simcard since it was placed inside the
coffin before cremation. They were so shocked and asked for Pak
Darin's help again. Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve
this matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing...

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hahahaha! damn infuriating right! bye!